#incorrect tbb quote

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Crosshair: So what’s for dinner? Omega: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise! Crosshair: … Crosshair: Is it soup? Omega: I soup-pose it could be! *winks* Crosshair: Please, enough with the soup puns! Omega: Wow, you’re soup-per mean. Crosshair: STOP! one hour later Crosshair: It’s kriffing tacos?!?!?!

[lavender-jedi]

Wrecker- So how’s life?

Crosshair- Everyday I wake up but I feel dead inside

Wrecker- eugh, uh-oh spaghettio

[thelastd0mino]

cody quotes for @ladyphlogiston !!

[skyguyslittleproblem]

more angst since y’all liked it last time

[magicandmundane]

Rex: Hey boys, I could really use your help with—

Hunter, napping on the beach: Retired.

Rex: Seriously—

Crosshair, sipping a margarita: Retired.

Rex: Would you just consider—

Wrecker, playing volleyball with the baby regs: Retired.

Echo: *glares*

Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair: Retired.

Rex: Omega?

Omega, shrugging: Sure, I’m always down to kick some Imperial ass.

Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair: *grumbling, putting their armor back on*

[thedirtiwalkoniswet]

Guys I can't stop | -> pt. one

[tattycoram]

Wrecker, texting the group chat: Come quickly, Omega's in her first bar fight! Hunter: What's she doing in a fight? Echo: What's she doing in a bar?! Crosshair: Who's winning?

[aldrawss]

Omega: *sneaking back onto the Marauder late at night*

Hunter: *From the pilots seat* Where have you been?

Omega: *Freezes*

Omega: Erm…with Crosshair?

Crosshair: *Spins round in the Co-pilot seat*

Crosshair: Try Again.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker: We should send Echo. Everyone likes Echo.

Hunter: Not everyone.

Crosshair, loading his rifle: Who doesn’t like Echo? I want names and locations.

[archivewriter1ont]

Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes

Rex: So, how's adjusting to your new squad going? Echo: Well, my net worth has certainly gone up. Rex: *confused* Uh, what? Echo: Yeah, you know. What you're worth when you're caught in a net. Rex: Rex: I'm sorry can you please explain that. Echo: We were running out of fuel on our last assignment so we landed in a Separatist port and Hunter put on a disguise and turned Tech in. We got six thousand credits for him. Rex: Six. Thousand? Echo: Yeah, turns out he's the lowest-value option at the moment, but Wrecker said he got turned in the last time. He's worth ten thousand, because he's blown up, like, a ton of important stuff, apparently. Hunter and Cross are probably in the eleven to twelve k range but they can't agree on who's worth more. Rex: Rex: You sold your brother!!!??? Crosshair: *offscreen* Are you even brothers if you haven't sold each other once? Tech: When we were cadets I sold Crosshair to Hunter for two credits. Crosshair: Those were imaginary credits, Tech. Tech: Which was the agreed-upon currency at the time. That transaction has never been voided, by the way. Legally, you still belong to Hunter. Hunter: Please, void it. I don't want him anymore. Here, take your two fake credits. Wrecker: Don't say that! Come here, Crosshair. I want you. Rex: *still on the comm* YOU SOLD YOUR BROTHER? Echo: We obviously got him back, Rex. Chill out. We fueled up in like ten minutes and went to retrieve him. He's fine. Rex: So you sold him and then you stole him BACK? Tech: Obviously. This squad would not survive without me for longer than the time it takes to refuel. That is why we usually sell Hunter or Wrecker. Additionally, they do not require extraction as they usually do that on their own.

Echo: I'm worth three thousand at the moment. But ten thousand is coming, wait and see! Rex: *frightened ori'vod noises*

[mochas-and-stars]

Crosshair: will you please let me shoot someone

Omega: only in an emergency

Later…

Omega: we are now in an emergency

Crosshair: thank god

[totally-correct-star-wars]

Crosshair: I'm going out. If I don't come back, I want you to avenge my death. Omega: Okay!

[art-soop]

Tech being Tech 👓

Quote sources below ⬇️

Hunter quote

Echo quote

Wrecker quote

Omega quote

Crosshair quote

Incorrect quotes are my favorite thing ever so here’s a big thank you to anyone who makes them 🫶 (I hope it’s okay I use them for art inspo haha i love you all 😭💕)

[thelastd0mino]

this is my new obsession and y'all have to deal with it!! (if y'all want to see a character-specific post or just more of a certain character lmk and i'll do it! i am for the people.)

[jakeybakey123]

Omega: Get out of my room, Wrecker!

Wrecker: *standing just outside the doorframe* I'm not in your room!

Omega: HUNTER-

Wrecker: Hey! No fair! You can't just call Hunter every time you want to get your way!

Omega: Fine.

Omega:

Omega: CROSSHAIR-

Wrecker: *immediately running away* That's so much worse and you know it!

[verycorrect-tbbquotes]

Echo: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

[long pause]

Crosshair: And?

Echo: And you are.